The tour that f*cked sh*t *UP*

Hello from a snowed-in van stealth camped at a beach. Having a nice slow morning, and hope you are cozy somewhere too.

Writing a newsletter to let you all know we are TAKING THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD! That’s right folks, Telescope Club is going on tour. This tour is special to me because it’s the tour that fucked everything up (in the best way).

We got the idea from our friends to try to do a “30 Cities in 30 Days” tour for a youtube gimmick video, so I set out trying to book that. The tour planning video sucked and got no views (still trying to figure out this whole youtube thing…pls subscribe if you haven’t!) and I didn’t manage to quite get to 30 BUT we got a decent little tour going.

But yeah, when our friends gave us this idea, I was like I can’t take a month of of workand then I was like fuuuuck that, I wanna be a rockstar and I’m so burnt out of teaching little kids music….soooo I quit everything to go on this tour. Got some savings because Moon Kissed went viral on Meta (thanks to old-man-creeps on the internet who couldn’t get enough of shirtless ppl in a music video; sometimes going viral is dark) so it feels like the right time.

My last day of singing to babies is also the first day of this tour, singing to fully formed humans. It also happens to be valentines day, which I’ll be dedicating to ME because quitting my job to go on the road feels like the ultimate form of self love to me.

So this is the tour that fucked shit up (in the best way). And we hope to see you at one of the dates. Flyer up above and dates on our site down below.